Shift Shit
An incomplete and wholly unsatisfying bowel movement resulting from irregular work/sleep patterns which counter the body's natural circadian rhythm.
Hey Bobby, my gut really aches you got any metamucil? After switching from midnights to days all I managed to squeak out this morning was a meagre shift shit.
Shift that shit
Affecting change in a positive to make room for harmonious co-existence. Letting go or creating space to enable a more blissfulness - power - confidence.
We were tired of getting ripped off by Brand A so we called customer service and in three minutes switched to Brand B - receiving twice as much product for half the price. Shift that shit! STS shift that shit!
shit shifting
The act of moving any item/items to another place.
That table is so cluttered! I better do some shit shifting.
Shit shifting
When you have to take a shit so bad you shift around to a position where it doesn’t feel like shit is going to pool out of you unintentionally
Chris: “I HAVE TO POO SO BAD ITS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF ME RIGHT NOW”
Also Chris: “oh wait. If I shit shift real fast I’m in a better position. I now don’t feel like I’m about to dookie my pants :)”
“Man shit shifting is such a gift”
Also Chris: “oh wait. If I shit shift real fast I’m in a better position. I now don’t feel like I’m about to dookie my pants :)”
“Man shit shifting is such a gift”
Shit Shift
After you take a dump and you press the flush handle but not long enough so the shit just moves but never gets flushed.
Jack: Dude that bathroom is horrible!
You: Yea I know its so horrible I think I just left a shit shift because the toilet and bathroom was just that bad.
You: Yea I know its so horrible I think I just left a shit shift because the toilet and bathroom was just that bad.