shilcock
A mystical creature whose natural habitat consists of forests, farmland and public houses. It can usually be seen in the hours of dusk until dawn at watering holes along with other creatures of the farming community. A simple creature that seems to have difficulty in walking, communication and finding mates, mainly during the night-time hours. Caution is to be advised if approaching as it has been known to devour small animals.
shilcock is a well hung creature that is able to pull over large trees and use for building the less important peoples' homes. After a hard days graft shilcock likes to tell his woman to cook and clean for him. shilcock can also be used to describe a well endowned male. eg: wow, is that a shilcock in your trousers......