shimpling
Using a web site of dubious academic rigour to back up an argument.
I knew Phil was shimpling when he backed up an argument about UFOs with a reference to Art Bell's site.
shimple
A pimple on your buttocks...when squeezed, it may expel fecal matter instead of white pus (depending on its proximity to your asshole)
I have a horrible shimple right near my upper crack - I hope my lady friend doesn't see it!
Shimples
A frog eating beast from new zealand.
All of the frogs feared encounters with Shimples.
shimple
the pimples you get sometimes when you shave your pubic hairs.
fuck dude i got like five shimples from shaving my pubes last night! now denise is gonna think i have fuckin herpes!
Shimple
When people can't say the word simple so they say shimple instead. I mean what is wrong with these people, I have heard it more than once.
Megan at badminton saying 'shimple'.
shimple
When 1/4 to 1/2 of the dumps you take end up clogging the toilet.
I think I've gone through about four plungers since this latest bought of the shimples set in.
Shimples
Pimples contracted from eating ass.
A combination of the words "shit" and "pimples".
A combination of the words "shit" and "pimples".
Guy 1: Dude wtf is on Bobby's face?
Guy 2: I dunno man, but I think it's shimples
Guy 2: I dunno man, but I think it's shimples