Shinobu Kawajiri

In the popular anime “Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure”, a running gag across the parts is for a character (such as Noriaki “MILFhunter” Kakyoin or Okuyasu “ZA HANDO” Nijimura) to call a mother hot, such as Kakyoin calling Jotaro Kujo’s mom “the kind of person he would want to fall in love with” or Joseph Joestar calling his own mom hot (although he didn’t know it was his mother at the time), but in part 4 it seems that Hayato Kawajiri’s mom gets none of these comments. That is an absolute tragedy. She is easily the hottest mom in the entirety of JJBA, and Kakyoin (were he alive to meet her) would definitely agree, as he and I are basically the same person. She would be absolutely unable to deflect my emerald splash as it landed all over her face and dribbled down her chin. She’d rerorero all over my Emperor as it shot another bullet into her mouth, and I would moan in ecstacy as she did Dirty Deeds for Dirt Cheap. Shinobu Kawajiri is the only true waifu in the Jojoverse, and that’s a fact, Jack.