Shinty

Shinty is defined as a irregularly large male private extremity. That has the ability to be eaten.

A sport played by even more real men than rugby. In this Scottish game you hit around a leather ball that could break your teeth and all the bones on your body and swinging around pices of lumber hitting eachother with them

A Scottish sport played by inbred west coasters. When observed, appears to be dangerous as fuck with a number of wild cunts waving sticks in front of each other’s teeth. In reality, the real danger is down the local pub after the game where the villagers fight over the choice of ceilidh music for the night.

coolio brilliant boy mate who makes life worthwhile, though ever so slightly insane when near alcohol.

to hit a shinty under the chin, you will make him temporarily "sweet and cuddly"

Word comes from the boy 'Shinty'. He has funky ginger hair and the brightest yellow feet ever. He named his penis gengas. To shinty, is to fall or make a mistake, or even to get a detention. Can also be used to describe someone with yellow feet, red hair and a penis called gengas.

A number. More specifically, an unfathomably large number expected to be expressed in the upper double to lower triple digits in the decimal notation (think, umpteen multiplied by ten). Should generally be the result of adding six to a multiple of ten, but that is not required.