shipdick
A person who owns a boat (larger that 35 feet in length) and is a complete asshole about it.
"My 46 foot vessel is unlike any other. My shit dont stink and I live the yatch life faggot. If you dont own a boat thats at least 35 feet, then you my sir are a piece of arrant feces"
"You, my sir, are a shipdick"
"You, my sir, are a shipdick"