shirt
why are you looking up "shirt?"
You wear a fucking shirt.
shirt
A teener of cocaine in Colorado. Short for t-shirt.
I want a shirt, get it? As in a t-shirt? Cause we're paranoid druggies and we can't say teener over the phone or in a text.
shirt
Human advertisement device
Companies use shirts to create walking advertisements out of people! Your only options to avoid this are to wear blank shirts (not recommended) or none at all.
shirt
A pice of clothing of which you wear on your torso. A shirt can be made out of any kind of material really, for example cotton, wool, twill, linen, poplin etc.
Person 1 : “ughh I have nothing to cover my torso with!!!”
Person 2: “Did you try a shirt?”
Person 1: “You mean those things made of fabric that you can wear on your torso?!”
Person 2: “well… yeah.”
person 1: “Wow what a smart idea thank you!”
Person 2: “yeah no problem.”
Person 2: “Did you try a shirt?”
Person 1: “You mean those things made of fabric that you can wear on your torso?!”
Person 2: “well… yeah.”
person 1: “Wow what a smart idea thank you!”
Person 2: “yeah no problem.”
shirt
"shit" without the "r"
commonly typoed as "shit" when writing about an essay on shirts. Rresults in a bad grade.
commonly typoed as "shit" when writing about an essay on shirts. Rresults in a bad grade.
shirt
A garment or article of clothing used to cover the upper body, which a hole cut to incorporate the arms and neck.
Shit, you got a shirt from unionventure.com? Those assholes have funny shit!
shirt
a piece of clothing worn over breasts or chests
you wear a shirt over a bra