Shirty-bae
A way of intimately addressing a friend that you may as well be in a platonic relationship with.
Declan: "How are you doing shirty-bae?"
Air: "Hi shirty, I'm good. You're looking so swagalicious in that turtle neck you Twink."
Air: "Hi shirty, I'm good. You're looking so swagalicious in that turtle neck you Twink."