shish kebab

The shish kebab is a dish of small cubes of meat pierced and held in place on a skewer. Using this term as a reference to the act of love adds an exotic twist (brings up images of the middle east were shishkebabs were invented) to the already blunt metaphore of the skewer penetrating the meat.

'Shish kebab' is the most basic of the kebabs, used as a all-round censor for almost any curse word and is just an expression used in mild exasperation.

Another way of telling someone to shut up or shush.

A sex move used predominantly on football tours, where 2 male members of the tour feed the female a Kebab from the front, and from behind.

When ones penis is deep throated by another to the point that it travels through their digestive tract and out their anus. The penis is then deep throated by another person and the pattern repeats.

When you have such a long dick it snakes through the intestines while soft. Once inside, it gets hard and rips her insides apart.

A position made famous by the great Leif Erickson in the early days of the voyages of the norseman. When the male impales up to 3-18 ladies with his gigantic cock creating a hoe shish kebab. Only the greatest of dongs make this action possible, neither the timid nor the weak shall carry the norse tradition.