shit a brick sideways
An EXTREME case of constipation
Before:
I feel like I'm going to shit a brick sideways!!!
After:
Man my ass hurts, I just shit a brick sideways.
I feel like I'm going to shit a brick sideways!!!
After:
Man my ass hurts, I just shit a brick sideways.
shit a brick sideways
Extreme surprise or exasperation
Shit a brick sideways! That's the most pathetic effort possible.