Shit a Dick
To have a bowel movement that is either the size or shape of a penis.
I shit a dick yesterday, and I feel fairly violated.
shit the dick
"shitting the dick" refers to an instance during anal sex where the receptive partner has not adequately cleaned himself/herself and has left a streak of fecal matter on his/her partner's penis.
I was in a hurry and didn't have time to shower before he came over so I just crossed my fingers and hoped for the best. when he pulled out i could smell it and damn, I shit the dick.
Shit for dicks
Also derived from the commonly used phrase "fuck all", "shit for dicks" also means nothing, not a single thing.
"I'm out, there's shit for dicks left in this glass "
shit on dick
While performing anal the partner that is being penetrated poops on the others penis. leaving for a dirty sight
Alyssa: hey im gona poop
Drew: please dont "shit on dick" me
Drew: please dont "shit on dick" me
SHIT A DICK
1.) A phrase used in high tension situations. ie: Traffic incodents, competative videogames, high-stakes poker, etc.
2.) An command insult implying that the subject of your verbal abuse should "shit a dick" "dick" in this case meaning a log of feces, and perhads tear thier anus in the process.
3.) When used casually shit a dick siginfies dissappointment in a given situation.
4.) Shit a dick can also be used to reference episode #1102 of South Park: "More Crap", where an enourmous turd starts a chain of events that leads to the unraveling of a massive conspiracy.
2.) An command insult implying that the subject of your verbal abuse should "shit a dick" "dick" in this case meaning a log of feces, and perhads tear thier anus in the process.
3.) When used casually shit a dick siginfies dissappointment in a given situation.
4.) Shit a dick can also be used to reference episode #1102 of South Park: "More Crap", where an enourmous turd starts a chain of events that leads to the unraveling of a massive conspiracy.
1.) "SHIT A DICK! THAT ASSHOLE JUST CUT ME OFF! GO GET AIDS FUCKFACE!"
2.) "God damnit Burnice, why dont you go shit a dick and die!"
3.) "Aw shit a dick, i dropped my ice cream.. fuck"
4.) "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW! hot hot hot hot hot, hot hot hot hot hot, OOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHH!!!! ahhh..."
2.) "God damnit Burnice, why dont you go shit a dick and die!"
3.) "Aw shit a dick, i dropped my ice cream.. fuck"
4.) "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW! hot hot hot hot hot, hot hot hot hot hot, OOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHH!!!! ahhh..."
shit a dick
verb: to freak the fuck out; to be excited/pissed/incredibly something.
dude i fucking shit a dick yesterday when i saw how massive her tits were.
i'm about to shit a dick if this bitch keeps talking to me.
i'm about to shit a dick if this bitch keeps talking to me.
Shit For Dicks
an example of shit for dicks, is the state of being of having your dick, made of shit.
"Hey Shit For Dicks"- Cbas
"Thats an uncomfortable issue."- Barrack Obama
"Thats an uncomfortable issue."- Barrack Obama