Anchor-Shit

When you take a shit so long that it reaches the bottom of the toilet bowl while still attached to your butt.

Horace: Dude, what took you so long in there?

Boris: Sorry man, I was anchored to the toilet by my shit.

Horace: Damn, I hate anchor-shits.

Shit Anchor

When you feel compelled to do something but are anchored in place by the fact you are taking a dump or cleaning your rectum.

Bob: "Are you going to run up here and get your dog off my front porch?"
Me: "I would but I just cast off my shit anchor."
Bob: "Well hell, I understand, see you in about 3 hours."

俚语	shit anchor
释义	Anchor-Shit When you take a shit so long that it reaches the bottom of the toilet bowl while still attached to your butt. Horace: Dude, what took you so long in there? Boris: Sorry man, I was anchored to the toilet by my shit. Horace: Damn, I hate anchor-shits. Shit Anchor When you feel compelled to do something but are anchored in place by the fact you are taking a dump or cleaning your rectum. Bob: "Are you going to run up here and get your dog off my front porch?" Me: "I would but I just cast off my shit anchor." Bob: "Well hell, I understand, see you in about 3 hours."
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