Shit and Jerk
When you s(h)it on the can and jerk off too.
Primarily performed by teenagers who can't get any other free time to pleasr themselves.
Primarily performed by teenagers who can't get any other free time to pleasr themselves.
crackaw:yo dude i gotta shit and jerk, my rents been home all day
lookawt: aight man later
lookawt: aight man later
shit jerking
The act of a male releasing a legitimate amount of fecal matter into his cupped hand and applying it as a lube for masturbation.
"dude, Megan Fox offered me sex the other day... but i much rather perfer shit jerking.