shit ass and balls
an exclamation that something is not pleasing and unexpected.
Jim: "Hey dude your house is on fire!"
Mark: "OH, SHIT ASS AND BALLS!"
Mark: "OH, SHIT ASS AND BALLS!"
shit ass balls ton
A hell of a lot of something.
Person 1: Hey, did you see how many terrorists are hiding in that building?
Person 2: Yeah, there's a shit ass balls ton!
Person 2: Yeah, there's a shit ass balls ton!