shit-a-wiped
Trinidadian slang for being profoundly intoxicated with alcohol.
Man, that was some bad-ass rum Rene brought back from St. Croix - just one bottle and the two of us were shit-a-wiped.
shit wipe
1. Something you use to wipe your bum with.
2. Another word for asshole/shithead
2. Another word for asshole/shithead
John: I fucked your girl
Me: You're a fucking shit wipe
Me: You're a fucking shit wipe
born to shit, forced to wipe
real pain.
everybody likes to poo, nobody likes to wipe.
everybody likes to poo, nobody likes to wipe.
lady 1) im in pain.
lady 2) why?
lady 1) born to shit, forced to wipe *cries*.
lady 2) why?
lady 1) born to shit, forced to wipe *cries*.
shit of a thousand wipes
when poop breaks off halfway out of your ass and you wipe away at the stump as if it were a wet pastel poking out of your asshole.
I wont be coming to work today as I've been cursed by the shit of a thousand wipes.
The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy
1. When your born to do something but forced to do something else to accomplish your nature-borned task.
You: I hate needing to wipe after I shit
Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'
Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'