shit baker
Someone who has been 'holding in' a shit for a period of time, thus allowing the faeces to 'cook' or 'bake' inside their anus.
Usually occurring through lack of toilet facilities although some bakers have been known to bake for pleasure,fame or purely just the for the craic.
Usually occurring through lack of toilet facilities although some bakers have been known to bake for pleasure,fame or purely just the for the craic.
Dave:"You taking a dump later?"
Joe:"Sure am, I've been baking it for over two days now"
Dave:"lol I hope it hurts you filthy shit baker"
Joe:"Sure am, I've been baking it for over two days now"
Dave:"lol I hope it hurts you filthy shit baker"
bakers shit
a shit so thick and creamy that if squeezed through a pastry bag it could decorate a cake.
dude, I just took a 5 star bakers shit
a Baker's Shit ton
When there is way more than a Baker's dozen, a shit ton, "A Baker's Shit Ton".
Dude A: "Yo, we need a Shit Ton of donuts for this morning's wake and bake!"
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."
bakers shit
not too solid and not too loose...if you could shit into a pastry bag and decorate a cake with it.
brown cream cheese flowed from my ass...a classic bakers shit.
bakers shit
a shit so thick and creamy it could fill a pastry bag and decorate a cake.
dude, I just took a 5 star bakers shit.
bakers shit
a shit so creamy and thick, if placed in a pastry bag it could be used to decorate a cake
dude, i just took a 4 star bakers shit.