Shitbatical
The act of taking a long time in the bathroom due to the excess drinking done the night before.
Sandy sure has been gone a long time. Where did she go?
Oh, she is on a shitbatical. She said we wont see her for an hour.
Oh, she is on a shitbatical. She said we wont see her for an hour.
shitbate
When a person takes a shit and stops halfway to masterbate.
Ah man, I was taking a shit when I caught a glimps of myself and got horny and I hade to shitbate
shitbat
A stronger form of dingbat.
I don't trust either of you two shitbats.
shitbat crazy
Like batshit crazy, only shittier and battier.
My ex-girlfriend was shitbat crazy, but she was great in bed.
shitbat
Someone who is so goth they shit bats. Used derogatorily towards pretentious try-hards.
Asher is a shitbat who'd throw a party and only invite himself.