shit blitzed
The act in which one is inebriated to the point of passing out.
Wow, how about how shit blitzed that guy was the other night.
Bowl blitz shit
Toilet warfare via the bum shoot. i.e. poo splattering 360 deg. bombing of poop
Don't go in the toilet bro, shits not going down... it's a Bowl blitz shit
shit blitz
"Shitting" multiple times out of nowhere like a blitzkrieg by the Nazis in WW2. Leaves a bloody o- ring and makes you question the health of your colon and the fate of the world itself 🤕
Dude...where are you?... I can't stand, I can't leave, I need a medic... I'm in the middle of a shit blitz.