shit blocked
When you go into a public bathroom to take a dump and the stalls are occupied prohibiting you from doing your business.
I just went into the office bathroom and I got shit blocked by my boss!
shit blocked
Taking an awful shit in the bathroom so that nobody is able to have sex in it later. Where there is only two places left in the house to have sex and your boy has you covered on one!
James' ex and some other hot girl where going to go have sex in the bathroom but he thought ahead and shit blocked them earlier.
shit block
When you are at work and you are taking a shit and another co-worker walks in the restroom and notices the locked stall door and walks right back out.
"I was taking a shit and Aaron took one step in the restroom and walked right back out."
"Yeah dude, thats called a shit block"
"Yeah dude, thats called a shit block"
shit block
when you go to five guys and see who can last the longest without shitting
yo man i gotta shit
if you do you lose the shit block game brah
if you do you lose the shit block game brah
shit block
when you take the nastiest shit when your boy and his girl are making out in the other room... this shit literally interrupts sexy time.
Tom is making out with Sharlene so i guess its time to make anal explosion (shit block) to disrupt sexy time.
shit block
When you glue yor ass together and try to take a shit but it's blocked by your ass.
"Yo, Louie, why are you so red? Oh, it's because you had another shitblock. dumbass."
shit ice block
when you shit in the freezer and when its frozen you stick it back up your butt and wait for it to defrost then shit it out again
hey man whatd you do yesterday, i took a shit ice block