shit bombed

To be insanely drunk. Drunk to the point where you don't remember a god damn thing the next morning. So drunk you wake up the next morning with bruises, cuts, puke, piss, and pizza sauce on yourself and have no clue where they came from.

So destroyed you wake up the next morning and say "I really need to re-evaluate my life"

A shit bomb is when you take a dump in a lunch box, close it, and wrap it up to give it the appearance of a gift and then send it in the mail to someone you don’t like !

A potentially career ending project assigned to you. This project is usually highly visible and nearly impossible. The assignment generally comes with little or no direction and an unrealistic deadline.

To enter a building or room, take a large dump in their bathroom, and then leave immediately, leaving nothing behind but the smell.

The act of rushing to the toilet unsure of it being a false alarm (fart) or actual shit. Once on the toilet the anus lets out a small fart crescendoing into a massive vibration and finishing with shit coming out in the end.

A dirty diaper, filled with baby poop which is dropped into a public trash can or left in a public place. It may remain there for a long period before being removed.

A air tight container filled with feces and yeast that will eventually blow up and spray feces every where