Shit Boner
When you get a boner after taking a shit.
Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.
Shit Boner
The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.
Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.
Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.
I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.
Shit Boner
Gay guys erection.
"When Ryan bent over, Josh got a shit boner"
Shit boner
When you are taking a shit and the shit won't fall down and it is really hard and all
I was having a GIANT shit boner last night
Boner Shits
When one suffers from the adverse side-effects (mostly bowel related) of Viagra.
Oh damn Clara, I have the boner shits.
shit your boner
a euphemism for premature ejacluation that is used when someone fucks up
I can't believe you passed out so early, you totally shit your boner.