Shit Butter
What is made when you are masturbating with a stick of butter up your ass. You forget about it, and it melts. You put it in a container and it reeks of shit and butter.
Dude I made 7 people puke yesterday with my shit butter, I put it in a sock.
shit butter sandwich
Annoying conversation with a girl, typically a girlfirend.
Dude, I got caught in Shit Butter Sandwich for over an hour and I was late to work!
Peanut butter shit
A very thick pasty,tar like shit that requires a whole roll of toilet paper
let alone lots of water.if not cleaned thouroghly, it can result in rashes,chaffing,and itching,caused by dried pieces of poop that were not cleaned off.
let alone lots of water.if not cleaned thouroghly, it can result in rashes,chaffing,and itching,caused by dried pieces of poop that were not cleaned off.
Man one day I had to take such a large dump,when I finished it took for ever,it was like peanut butter,so I called it the peanut butter shits,very sticky and pasty as well.
(shit and apple butter)
a way of swearing that softens the effect of the aforementioned swearword.
I just broke my grandmother's urn...(shit and apple butter)!
Peanut butter shit
Diarrhea so fucking bad that it resembles peanut butter that has been thrown against the wall.
I just took a gigantic peanut butter shit and it felt so good
she knows where her shit gets buttered
Referring to a female, or occasionally male, who knows where to go for the best deal, opportunity, lifestyle, and does so.
"I kicked her out and she went crawling back to you - she knows where her shit gets buttered!"
White Ass Butter Shit
What your best friend will call a little purple 10 hour energy shot known as dyna-pep. They call it that because of its vile taste, first being described as tasting like White Ass mixed with Butter and Shat, hence the name. People who drink this will not have even heard of it before taking it. the only reason they decide to drink it is because the big lady behind the counter at 7/11 suggested it to them, claiming it gets her through 2 jobs which no-one really gives two flying shits about. (Does not work, *crash* after 10 minutes) Also known as WABS for short. DO NOT DRINK THIS DISGUSTING FUCKING SHOT!
Dude 1: (11:00 PM) Dude that was an awesome movie! Let's stop into 7/11 for some 5 hour energy!
Dudes 2-3: Okay
Dude 1: Here we go, 5 hour energy. (Hands dudes 2-3 5 H.E.)
Big lady behind counter: Have you tried dyna-pep?
All 3 dudes: ..noo....?
Big lady behind counter: You should try it, it works really good and gets me through 2 jobs.
All 3 Dudes: ..okay..
(They all go home and start drinking it)
Dude 3: What the fuck? This shit is disgusting!
Dude 2: I know, it taste like ass, white ass mixed with shit and butter. Fuckin White Ass Butter Shit. Thats what we'll call it, fuck dyna-pep!
Dude 1 hahahaha. at least it'll keep us up for 10 hours instead of 5, all nighter city!
(10 minutes later)
zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzz..... zzzzZZZZZzzzz...
Dudes 2-3: Okay
Dude 1: Here we go, 5 hour energy. (Hands dudes 2-3 5 H.E.)
Big lady behind counter: Have you tried dyna-pep?
All 3 dudes: ..noo....?
Big lady behind counter: You should try it, it works really good and gets me through 2 jobs.
All 3 Dudes: ..okay..
(They all go home and start drinking it)
Dude 3: What the fuck? This shit is disgusting!
Dude 2: I know, it taste like ass, white ass mixed with shit and butter. Fuckin White Ass Butter Shit. Thats what we'll call it, fuck dyna-pep!
Dude 1 hahahaha. at least it'll keep us up for 10 hours instead of 5, all nighter city!
(10 minutes later)
zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzz..... zzzzZZZZZzzzz...