Shit Candle
The phenomenon when someone fails at wiping their ass after defecating and proceeds to employ a seat heater (e.g., in an automobile) thereby yielding the aroma of shit.
Seriously, turn off your seat heater - it stinks in here because you're firing up your shit candle.
Shit candles
Aroma sticks
A. Dude, what is that smell?!
B. It's the shit candles my girl just bought.
A. Pull yourself together.
B. What? I kinda like them...
B. It's the shit candles my girl just bought.
A. Pull yourself together.
B. What? I kinda like them...
Shit candle
When a birthday candle is mounted into one end of a firm turd, lit and then let fully burn.
I went to Jessica’s house last night and we made a shit candle to celebrate her birthday