shit-cart
A crash or collision between two motor vehicles. Originating in the South East of England.
Did you hear that? Some poor sod's had a shit-cart outside. Better ring the old bill.
After the show comes the shit cart.
Old saying from WW1 used by soldiers returning to the trenches after being on leave in England
Soldier #1; Poor Tom bought it hardly a day after returning from leave in London!"
Soldier 2; " Yes, after the show comes the shit cart."
Soldier 2; " Yes, after the show comes the shit cart."