shitchronized
The moment when you and a friend are texting and taking a shit at the same time.
Friend 1: "Dude are you taking a shit right now?"
Friend 2: "Yeah bro, it's super spicy."
Friend 1: "Bro, we just shitchronized."
Friend 2: "Yeah bro, it's super spicy."
Friend 1: "Bro, we just shitchronized."