shit-cock wasted
Spectacularly, mind-bogglingly, awe-inspiringly drunk. Far beyond drunk, blitzed, wasted, or cocked, you are now pushing the very limits of man's capacity for alcohol consumption.
"Yo man, my head really hurts. What the hell happened last night?"
"Dude, you were shit-cock wasted."
"Dude, you were shit-cock wasted."