Shitcutsyndrome
A common disease that lasts for months with no cure. This disease only exists in cheap barbershops where you ask for a haircut and they absolutely butcher it. The worst part is that you have to deal with it for months and there is no going back.
"Bro, what happened to your hair?"
-" I got ShitCutSyndrome bro"
-" I got ShitCutSyndrome bro"