Shit Dialing

Clutching your cell phone and trying to text or call in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. See also Poo Texting.

The phenomenon of accidentally calling someone while "talking shit" about them through the process of "butt-dialing" or some other accidental phone call. This is typically considered more of a phobia, but real occurrences have been recorded.