Shitexting
texting while taking a shit
"dude i was shitexting today....that japanese food killed me"
Shitexting
An activity commonly done by the everyday cell phone user while passing the extended time on the pot.
Using the bar restroom, Zoe was shitexting her friends to let them know she was going to be a gone little longer than anticipated.
shitext
The action of sending a text message or instant message while dropping a deuce.
Shawn likes to use his computer to shitext me while he is in the bathroom.
I shitexted my friend while pinching a loaf.
I shitexted my friend while pinching a loaf.