Shitfarted
Shitfarted is another name for sharting. When you fart and you accidentally poop in your pants.
"You shitfarted in my shorts?!"
shitfarter
A guy at your job who takes more than 3 shits in an 8 hour workday.
Can you believe Shitfarter is STILL in the bathroom. He has already ruined stall #3, and now he's going to take out #4.
Shitfart
When you try so hard to shit during constipation that you fucking rip one as you’re shitting
I shitfarted because of the amount of bread i ate
shitfarts
farts that warn of a bowel movement or that a bowel movement is imminent.
ned hadn't shit in two days but had shitfarts before he crapped his pants.
Shitfart Separator
The shitfart separator is the muscle inside your colon, just above your bunghole, that is responsible for separating shits from farts. Usually a dormant muscle, the shitfart separator is often only noticed if it's repeatedly squeezing and churning when one has diarrhea. The work of a healthy shitfart separator usually results in dry farts
I had the Big D, and my shitfart separator was in overdrive.
My shitfart separator failed me and I accidentally sharted a little in my underwear.
My shitfart separator failed me and I accidentally sharted a little in my underwear.
Shitfart
when the when, is very real (Skull emoji x4)
Hey, Morgan how are you doing, i heard you got inna a car crash?
it was pretty, bad like "shitballs and shitfarts" yk bro.
it was pretty, bad like "shitballs and shitfarts" yk bro.
Shitfarts
Shitfarts r the very loyal fandom of bhalu,The fixed winner of biggboss .
Shitfarts always farts in their tweet .
Shitfarts always farts in their tweet .
Shitfarts are nibba nibbi