Shitfinger
The result when one's finger(s) rip through the toilet paper and protrude into the anus during post-defecation cleanup.
This cheap goddamn toilet paper again? I get shitfinger every time I wipe with this.
Shitfinger
One who cleans out his own arsehole with his index finger after he shits in somewhere other than a toilet.
John Crick: Shitfinger!
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Shitfinger
a person who scratches their ass and smells it
someone whose hands smell like shit
someone whose hands smell like shit
Get away from me with your shitfinger!
Stop scratching your ass you shitfinger!
Stop scratching your ass you shitfinger!
Shitfinger
v. - To intentionally collect shit (feces, including dingleberries, butt sweat, etc.) onto one's finger (commonly the middle finger, being the longest) and, upon exiting the bathroom or other relief area, then seek out a particularly intolerant, insufferable, jerky, arrogant, drunk, or otherwise undesirable person (see also: shithead) and proceed to approach them from behind (or sneak up on them), grab them by the face, and stick the shit-greased finger past their lips and into their gums (but not beyond, so as not to get bitten).
This act is one of extreme boldness, bravery & conviction, and should be reserved only for the worst offenders and/or situations where one can escape quickly and with ease.
"Once you figure out what it is, then you realize someone did it on purpose."
This act is one of extreme boldness, bravery & conviction, and should be reserved only for the worst offenders and/or situations where one can escape quickly and with ease.
"Once you figure out what it is, then you realize someone did it on purpose."
Ned: Jesus, that guy is an asshole.
Larry: He might just be drunk.
Ned: No, he's still a tremendous asshole, he's been like that the whole concert. You should've heard him when we came in, too.
Larry: Is it bothering you that much? Then fuck it, give him a shitfinger, right in the gums. I've got your back.
Ned: Yeah. Man, I never do that, but that fucking guy deserves it. Hold my beer, I'm going to hit the port-a-potty and will be right back.
Larry: He might just be drunk.
Ned: No, he's still a tremendous asshole, he's been like that the whole concert. You should've heard him when we came in, too.
Larry: Is it bothering you that much? Then fuck it, give him a shitfinger, right in the gums. I've got your back.
Ned: Yeah. Man, I never do that, but that fucking guy deserves it. Hold my beer, I'm going to hit the port-a-potty and will be right back.
Shitfinger
The act of placing your index finger under the nose of an unsuspecting victim after that finger has been used to scratch ones ass.
Anne's face was priceless when Ken gave her the Shitfinger before her wedding picture was taken.
Shitfinger
A driver who impedes traffic flow because he or she has his or her fingers up the ass (either figuratively or actually)instead of on the wheel.
Move over Shitfinger, this is a 50 mph zone and you're blocking traffic doing 30.
Shitfinger
To steal or to mess up other people's things
You shitfingered my lighter.
Ive got to unshitfinger this house.
Ive got to unshitfinger this house.