Shit in the toilet
A phrase used to describe something that has happened and can't be changed. Similar to Water under the bridge.
Josh- Dude i'm so fucking pissed at you for smashing my Lamborghini.
Sam- Sorry dude, it's shit in the toilet.
Sam- Sorry dude, it's shit in the toilet.
shitting in my toilet
creeping on one's Turf with the intent of causing issues.
Boy 1: "that gang of rejects keeps shitting in my toilet and it's getting on my nerves."
Boy 2: "yeah and soon this street will be on a pigs patrol if things don't settle down."
Boy 2: "yeah and soon this street will be on a pigs patrol if things don't settle down."
Don't shit in my toilet
When a close friend, family member or lover/partner continues to lament about a personal issue that he or she refuses to deal with but wants to harp on end about it the whole time you spend together, praying for sympathy although that person has no intention of ever ending the situation? It's just that they really want to put the monkey on your back for a little while but really will have no plans on resolution? They are trying to leave the crap in your toilet and keep theirs clean and toxic free.
Johnny: "I'm so sick of Karen, dude, this is what she did today.."
Dude: "Naw man, respectfully, you complain about Karen every day and have for the last 12 years, don't shit in my toilet Johnny, I'm having a good day. Let's talk about the playoffs."
Dude: "Naw man, respectfully, you complain about Karen every day and have for the last 12 years, don't shit in my toilet Johnny, I'm having a good day. Let's talk about the playoffs."
Faxing a Shit to the Toilet Machine
Another way of saying hey, I gotta take a dump.
- "Hey John, the meeting starts in 10 minutes!"
- "I know, I'll be in the other room faxing a shit to the toilet machine first."
- "I know, I'll be in the other room faxing a shit to the toilet machine first."
Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet
When a real ass nigga slide through the bathroom to take a big fat disgusting vile shit in the toilet.
“Who in the other stall? You talking to a Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet! 💯
same shit different toilet
two or multiple different things essentially being the same.
physical version of tomato tomahto
physical version of tomato tomahto
Smoker: "I like to smoke Camel."
Non Smoker: "Camel, Marlboro, same shit different toilet."
Non Smoker: "Camel, Marlboro, same shit different toilet."
same shit different toilet
used by eminem in his song so bad. It means something the same but, different.
person 1: hows life
person 2: same shit different toilet
translation: different day but its the same
person 2: same shit different toilet
translation: different day but its the same