Shitism
The practice of substituting words or parshall words in a sentence with 'shit'.
Invented by Jim Lahey, a character in Trailer Park Boys (R.I.P.).
Invented by Jim Lahey, a character in Trailer Park Boys (R.I.P.).
"Lahey that's enough with the shitisms"
Examples of a shitism are:
The winds of shit are upon us!
I can smell a shiticane coming Randy!
You idiots have loaded up a double barrel shit machine gun and it's pointed right at your own heads
Examples of a shitism are:
The winds of shit are upon us!
I can smell a shiticane coming Randy!
You idiots have loaded up a double barrel shit machine gun and it's pointed right at your own heads
Shitism
Shitism is a political and economic theory where you make money by taking shit's everyday inside a toilet, were the shit inside goes into the sewers, scans the shit to see if its actual shit or not by testing it with some automatic machine DNA cum shit 2.0 thing, then takes that shit, turns into real money and turns into a $10 dollar bill and sends it right up the toilet where the hole is. The money you make from the shit only goes to you and nobody else unless if you decide if you want to share the $10 dollar bill. -Shabaan
I love shitism, it's the best way to make money by taking shits everyday!
Niggaman: Wow this is so useful! I can't wait to take shits now!
Niggaman: Wow this is so useful! I can't wait to take shits now!
Shitism
An induced delusional state of mind where magic words and phrases, like "Great Deal Soon," "FANTASTIC!" "tremendous," "MOAR Tarrifs," elicit a desired effect, leading to zombism and constipation. There is no know cure.
The stock market under Trump is full of so much shitism that sunshine isn't even blowing out his ass!
shitism
The religion in which "shit" is praised.
The turd commandments are as follows:
1.Don't shit in a pit.
2.Don't poo after eating a vindaloo.
3.Don't grunt when you're having a poo.
4.Don't wipe with nettles.
5.Refer to yourself as a shitist.
The turd commandments are as follows:
1.Don't shit in a pit.
2.Don't poo after eating a vindaloo.
3.Don't grunt when you're having a poo.
4.Don't wipe with nettles.
5.Refer to yourself as a shitist.
"I say Agatha" said Reginald, "is this chap christian, or one of the Jews?
"I do decalre! Reginald, he is a shitist. He follows shitism"
"Capital." Regie responded
-source, Pride and Prejudice by J Austen
"I do decalre! Reginald, he is a shitist. He follows shitism"
"Capital." Regie responded
-source, Pride and Prejudice by J Austen
Anti Shitism
Speaking against Israeli aggression is anti-shit-ism not anti-semitism
Harry: Israel is a terrorist state.
Paul: please don't be anti semite
Harry: it's anti shitism not anti-semitism
Paul: please don't be anti semite
Harry: it's anti shitism not anti-semitism