Shit Knuckled
To be so intoxicated that when you take a crap your knuckles interfere with the wiping process.
Last night, the boys and I all got absolutely shit knuckled.
shit knuckle
someone who does nothing. Sits around all day with their thumb up there ass to the knuckle.
Paul: Hey Todd, did you get that work done that you were supposed to do?
Todd: Aww, meant to, but didn't get around to it yet, sorry dude.
Paul: Yur a fuckin shit knuckle Todd, get to work!
Todd: Aww, meant to, but didn't get around to it yet, sorry dude.
Paul: Yur a fuckin shit knuckle Todd, get to work!
shit knuckle
A bump protruding from a log of shit resembling a knuckle. Shit knuckle.
That dude is a real shit knuckle.
Shit knuckle brown
when you wipe your ass and miss hitting your knuckles instead....you get shit knuckle brown
that color is shit knuckle brown!
Knuckle Shit
To have a moment or point in your life when you are considered an idiot. A.K.A. dumb ass. Comes from the 2 terms knuckle head, and dumb shit.
1. I can't believe you didn't shift out of first gear after proceeding 100 miles an hour, you're a knuckle shit!
2. Josh-"Did you guys drill the hole out for the waterfall bolts on tower 13 yet?"
Bobert-"No, not yet."
Josh-"Well, now you've gotta go drill that hole out even though I told Randy I would do it, you fuckin' knuckle shit!"
2. Josh-"Did you guys drill the hole out for the waterfall bolts on tower 13 yet?"
Bobert-"No, not yet."
Josh-"Well, now you've gotta go drill that hole out even though I told Randy I would do it, you fuckin' knuckle shit!"
shit stained thumb knuckle
Its when you wipe your ass after a particularly filthy dump and you get a shit stain your thumb knuckle.
I was pleased to finally get the key to the executive wash room, however Stan Phillips was not pleases to see that I had a shit stained thumb knuckle when I shook his hand at the share holder meeting.