get your shit in line
A directive used to tell someone to straighten out their life. The sentence can also be modified to state that the speaker has solved their problems and/or chaos no longer dominates their life, i.e.: "I got my shit in line." The statement is an evolution of the phrase "ducks in a row."
I heard you got so wasted at Anthony's party that you came to on your ex's lawn 7 miles away two days later. Fuck! You'd better get your shit in line before you catch another case.
Shit Lining
Literally the opposite of Silver Lining
"Hey, a brilliant scientist just found a way to extend average human lifespan, such a good news right?"
"Sounds like so, but why?, Why would you want to live longer? Being an old, lanky, and damn rusty is not good, at the end, you just still die, just like "Average" human being."
"Can you not always Shit Lining like that? What's wrong with you?"
"Sounds like so, but why?, Why would you want to live longer? Being an old, lanky, and damn rusty is not good, at the end, you just still die, just like "Average" human being."
"Can you not always Shit Lining like that? What's wrong with you?"
Shit Lining
Literally the opposite of Silver Lining
"Hey, a brilliant scientist just found a way to extend average human lifespan, such a good news right?"
"Sounds like so, but why?, Why would you want to live longer? Being an old, lanky, and damn rusty is not good, at the end, you just still die, just like "Average" human being."
"Can you not always Shit Lining like that? What's wrong with you?"
"Sounds like so, but why?, Why would you want to live longer? Being an old, lanky, and damn rusty is not good, at the end, you just still die, just like "Average" human being."
"Can you not always Shit Lining like that? What's wrong with you?"
dip shit line
The slang country name for Digital Subscriber Line. DSL is the worst Internet Service there is. The Real name of it should be Dip Shit Line.
Out in the country your internet will usually be very slow and very bad Dip Shit Line that will drop off multiple times a day from usually only one ISP internet monopoly.