shitlog
gigantic culmination of turd
Happy Birthday, Mister Fool - I left it floating there for you - a gargantual SHITLOG!
Cranberries on a Shitlog
A phrase used to describe something utterly disgusting.
"Dude what would happen if a girl had a huge shit then had her period?"
"It would be like cranberries on a shitlog."
"It would be like cranberries on a shitlog."