Shitologist
One who is specialized at making shit up within a minimal period of time, with exquisite creativity.
Shitologist: "One time, i had to pee so bad, that the stream of urine in the toilet made a hole right through it, ripped the tile out of the ground, went into the neighbors house. And when the neighbors knocked on my door saying WTF? i peed a hole through his head!
Shitologist
One who is practiced in picking through others shit and exam imines it carefully.
Hey stop looking through my shit! What are you a Shitologist?
Shitologist
A person who's trying to find a mistake in every situation. Sometimes, they can be disturbing.
+Hey man, look at my sunglasses. They're cool, huh?
-IDK. It doesn't fit you. It makes you look older.
+Ok... What about my shoes?
-Man, first you need to clean the muds on it.
+Don't be a shitologist for a minute, dude. You're not a "talkable" person.
-IDK. It doesn't fit you. It makes you look older.
+Ok... What about my shoes?
-Man, first you need to clean the muds on it.
+Don't be a shitologist for a minute, dude. You're not a "talkable" person.
Shitologist
Medical professional who aids patients in the excretion or inhibition of feaces in cases if either extreme constipation or diarrhoea usually through the administration of specifc tablets/antibiotics.
"I had some serious diarrhoea the other day man had to check out with the shitologist."