Shit Olympics
Used to call out complainers on their bullshit when they compare the difficulties in their life to the difficulties in someone else's life to indicate they have it worse and therefore deserve all the sympathy.
"Those starving kids in Africa, they don't have it bad. I can't afford groceries AND can't get a job because of my debilitating anxiety!", said Bob. "Nobody wins the Shit Olympics, Bob.", replied Sally.
shitting olympics
the shitting olympics is an event where great shitters from around the globe enter there shitting exploits via email in hope of winning gold medals in events such as "the bowl splatter""shitting baseball"(where the aim is to spray out of the playfield" "diving"(the aim is to make as little splash as possible)
"silence comes across the crowd as young nightingale from australia goes in for the bowl spray gold medal....look at his backward and forward rocking motion ladies and gentlemen...he rocks back then forward then back then forward on his final approach...he gets lift off he sprays!!!!ITS HIT THE BACK WALL!!!!!HE HAS SHATTERED THE RECORD!!!!!!!ITS PANDOMONIUM HERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!!another shitting olympics magic moment bought to you by sorbent and nescafe old gold coffee