shit on a dick
An expression used mainly to signify shock and exclamation at something. Also, it can be taken in the literal sense; to have shit on one's dick.
"Shit on a dick, I don't have any more butter in my fridge"
"I went balls deep into this hooker's ass, resulting in me having shit on my dick; it wasn't very pleasant at all"
"I went balls deep into this hooker's ass, resulting in me having shit on my dick; it wasn't very pleasant at all"
Shit in the Dick
When you doing anal and she forgets to wipe her ass and shit goes into your dick
"Ahh shit man!" Says A
"What happened man?" Says B
"I got Shit in the Dick!"
"What happened man?" Says B
"I got Shit in the Dick!"
Shit on a Dick
A phrase that means "I will go off" or "I'm so fucking high right now"
"If Tammy shows up I will literally shit on a dick"
"I'm not good right now Becky, I am shitting on a dick"
"I'm not good right now Becky, I am shitting on a dick"
Shitting on my dick
Used when somebody else is or may be fucking with you.
Joe: "Bro where's the cheesecake?"
Jamal: "Gone."
Joe: "Are you shitting on my dick?"
Jamal: "No dude."
Doctor: "It appears you have stage 9 cancer and will probably die soon."
Patient: "Seriously?"
Doctor: "Naw just shitting on your dick."
Jamal: "Gone."
Joe: "Are you shitting on my dick?"
Jamal: "No dude."
Doctor: "It appears you have stage 9 cancer and will probably die soon."
Patient: "Seriously?"
Doctor: "Naw just shitting on your dick."
shit on my dick
a) an exclamatory phrase used to portray any and all emotions, or lack thereof.
b) the extremely overused but beloved saying created by Rico 'Optimus Prime' Restirino.
c) often followed by the phrase 'n shit.
d) The awkward literal meaning, which refers to feces, and genitalia. (usually after fucking a bitch in her ass)
b) the extremely overused but beloved saying created by Rico 'Optimus Prime' Restirino.
c) often followed by the phrase 'n shit.
d) The awkward literal meaning, which refers to feces, and genitalia. (usually after fucking a bitch in her ass)
Derek: Rico you just got ur head blown off in CoD 5.
Rico: yeah i suck
Nate: Shit on ur dick rico
Rico: yeahhh shit all over my dick 'n shit
xxxxxx
*just stubbed toe*
"Shit on my dick!!"
*just fucked a bitch in the ass*
"Shit on my dick! anal is DIRTY"
Rico: yeah i suck
Nate: Shit on ur dick rico
Rico: yeahhh shit all over my dick 'n shit
xxxxxx
*just stubbed toe*
"Shit on my dick!!"
*just fucked a bitch in the ass*
"Shit on my dick! anal is DIRTY"
Shit on my dick
To express disgust or frustration to someone/something.
Stacy: Someone poked a hole in the condom!
Chris: Well shit on my dick!
Chris: Well shit on my dick!
shit on my dick
term used when something bad has just happened to you
"Shit on my dick! I just got dumped!"