shit on a tit

Clever rhyming phrase used to convey surprise or dismay. Similar to the common phrase "well suck my tits and call me a bitch" or "Well slap mah tits and call me a whore."

Can be interpreted literally, as in the process of defecating onto a human teatlet, primarily of the female variety. This definition is often used by those unfamiliar with its more common usage as an interjection.

When one is describing something that is the best of the best. Something that is very high quality and/or exceedingly enjoyable.

An exclamation of surprise/dismay.

Getting an expected outcome, reward, or otherwise consequence (shit) for the hard effort and dedication one puts into something (tit)

an exclamation of shock, as one would imagine similar to a response if in fact one did "shit a tit"

when a female has small breasts, but extremely large dark brown nipples.

Giving nothing, or something much lesser then what is given to you. Comes from a woman giving a guy sexual pleasure, and he giving nothing back.