shit on the piss
Cant drink alcohol without feeling sorry for himself.
Man, Robbo was so drunk on the weekend, carrying on like a little bitch, he's so shit on the piss.
the shit and the piss
the Hawthorn Football Club.
I'm keen to see the shit and the piss get up against the Liberal Party (Carlton) on the weekend.
shit in a piss time
Toilettiquette...When visiting the restroom out on a date, or at a dinner party, you take a lightning fast crap to fool your date or fellow diners into thinking you only needed a piss by being in the can for such a short time.
a very hurried poop taken so as not to keep guests waiting
a very hurried poop taken so as not to keep guests waiting
I really needed to take a shit but my date had arrived, so I told her I was just 'nipping to the bathroom to freshen up' and took a quick 'shit in a piss time', so as not to keep her waiting
Shitting And Pissing
The act of pissing and shitting simultaneously.
Will: Damn nigger, I just went to the bathroom and commenced the act of shitting and pissing
Steve: Fuck that epic, wanna metal dan
Steve: Fuck that epic, wanna metal dan
shit and piss factory
Usually a reference to a person or animal that is totally worthless. The phrase exhibits all the thing does is shit and piss.
Tommy lost another fucking job last week. That guy is a shit and piss factory.
Shit with piss sprinkles
Something that's bad that gets worse i.e getting beaten up at a nightclub, then finding out someone fucked your missus.
Bad night last night fam was shit with piss sprinkles
shit and piss and cum
When you are shitting and pissing and cumming everywhere
"This movie isn't that scary what are you doing" -random dude
"I am so scared I have reached a perfect state of shit and piss and cum"-shit piss cum man
"I am so scared I have reached a perfect state of shit and piss and cum"-shit piss cum man