shitosis
a disorder in which one cannot go poop in public restrooms. They are restricted to the home. If they are forced to use public restrooms, they feel extreme discomfort and often unable to perform.
Prah: I have to poop really bad...
Natalie: Then go!
Prah: I can't! I have shitosis!
Natalie: Then go!
Prah: I can't! I have shitosis!
multiple shitosis
The syndrome of having to shit multiple times in a day.
Friend 1: I gotta take a shit.
Friend 2: You just took one an hour ago.
Friend 1: I know I have multiple shitosis.
Friend 2: You just took one an hour ago.
Friend 1: I know I have multiple shitosis.
Multiple Shitosis
A potentially serious condition in which bowel movements occur more than once per hour. Commonly afflicts tourists traveling to third world countries.
Friend 1: Didn't you just take a shit half an hour ago?
Friend 2: Yeah but I just ate Syrian food, so now I have multiple shitosis.
Friend 2: Yeah but I just ate Syrian food, so now I have multiple shitosis.