Shit Pocket

something that you call someone when they're basically as useful as having a pocket filled with human shit

Aka Hot Pocket

When one's shirt pocket has had a chocolate chip muffen smeared all over it.

While shooting a game of pool, a person will drop their trousers, "prairie dog" a turd out of their anus, chalk said turd, make a shot in any hole on the table, then slowly suck the turd back into their sphincter, while never letting the excrement touch the pool table.

When you are walking anywhere and the most fowl smell pierces your nostrilsand gags you and then ten steps later is completely gone.

Someone who doesn't have enough money to pay for something in a store.