shit raft
A wad of toilet paper placed in the toilet BEFORE taking a shit, so that your shit won't splash toilet water onto your ass or crotch.
I always build a shit raft before taking a dump.
Shit on a raft
Royal Naval terminology for Kidneys in a thick gravy served on toast, usually served for breakfast.
I put a poached cackleberry (egg) on my Shit on a raft this morning.
Shit on a raft
Vulgar way to refer to beans on toast, a common British delicacy.
The shit on a raft last night was perfect!