shit rag
toilet roll or tissue paper, or a cus
yo john i'm goin down t'shop to get some shit rag so i can wipe me arse after I crap like
Shit-rag
Toilet paper (usually used)
That biznitch missed the shitter hole and left his shit-rag on the floor!
shit rags
the totally worthless reading material men keep by the crapper.
"Hey, don't be cleaning out the magazine rack in the bathroom...those are my shit rags".
Glossy shit ragging
The act of doing a shit. Then jerking off, once finished doing both use toilet paper to clean up the jizz off your cock and hand,using the same piece of paper to then wipe your ass.
Jono " I was having trouble snapping one off, so I had a wank first. Then when I shit I realized that there was only one square of shit paper, so I had to go glossy shit ragging "
Ted "noice! "
Ted "noice! "
shit rag drunk
when you get so drunk that you wipe your ass on the shower curtain or towel instead of on toilet paper.
John: who wiped there ass on the shower curtain?
Andrew: it was probably Zach he was shit rag drunk last night.
Andrew: it was probably Zach he was shit rag drunk last night.
shit the rag
When a person messes up looks like a asshole doing it. When you fail so miserably that you shit yourself.
"Findlay, you really shit the rag on this one, you missed that layup and you fell down on your ass doing it!"
rag shit
Worse than 'rat shit'. Rag shit is when something is so bad it's genuinely offensive. As if someone has taken a shit on a rag and wiped it across your face.
Donald Trump's hair looks like fucking rag shit!