Shit ribbon
Something that should be pleasant and enjoyable that over time becomes horrible e.g. pulling 3 feet of pretty ribbon that your cat ate out of its ass...
That movie started great, but then turned into a real shit ribbon...
shit ribbon
A CERTIFIED Redneck word for toilet paper.
(Screams for Mom) Hey Momma, we're out of shit ribbon!
(Mom screams back) Your daddy is at Walmart getting some, so you're just gonna have to get up greasy assed
(Mom screams back) Your daddy is at Walmart getting some, so you're just gonna have to get up greasy assed