shit ring
A somewhat faded stain of residue primarily shit due to lack of wiping the asshole or just a gross asshole on a woman.
Dude she isn't hott, I bet she has shit ring.
Shit Ring
To receive or make a phone call while taking a crap.
To Give:
"Hey I was having a shit earlier, so I decided to shit ring Gary!"
To receive:
"It was fucking gross earlier, Dave shit rang me, he was like 'HEY GARY I'M TAKING A SHIT HAHAHAHAHA'..."
"Hey I was having a shit earlier, so I decided to shit ring Gary!"
To receive:
"It was fucking gross earlier, Dave shit rang me, he was like 'HEY GARY I'M TAKING A SHIT HAHAHAHAHA'..."
Shit ring
A ring around your butthole made of poorly wiped shit can be used pulral for shit rings
Your a fucking bitch
Biiitch lick my shit ring
Biiitch lick my shit ring
shit your ring off
to have explosive, gas-laden dihorrea so bad that is peppers the toilet pan with a yellowy speckled spray of liquid shit. It may actually stick to the underside of the seat.
Avoid the dirty burgers from there, you'll shit your ring off.
three ring shit-show
The potential for even the most seemingly benign, well-meaning activity, event or plan to become unrecognizably deranged due to the predictably spirit-crushing, self-serving, greedy or otherwise destructive effect of human influence.
So much for 'sunday school'...another priest got caught with his pants down and turned the whole thing into a three ring shit-show
lord of the rings shit
epic shit after some lsd!
" fuck, what's that that? "
" - oh, Gle had a lord of the rings shit! "
" - oh, Gle had a lord of the rings shit! "
Shit ring
A nasty wore out and abused asshole usually of a pornstar or a anal sex lover with a gaped asshole
Damn look at that bitch i bet she has a shit ring ya it looks like a chewed up piece of bubblegum