shit salad
A salad that includes at least one ingredient made with human excrement.
This shit salad tastes like pure asshole...You want some?
Shit Salad
1. (Noun) A very sticky situation.
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2. (Noun) The Act of shitting all over someone.
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2. (Noun) The Act of shitting all over someone.
"This is a real shit salad you got here Ricky."
Shit Salad
1. A phrase used to describe when a dog shits in your garden, a garden from which you make salad.
2. A phrase to describe a drama or turn of events that has happened where everyone involved feels as though they've been tossed about.
2. A phrase to describe a drama or turn of events that has happened where everyone involved feels as though they've been tossed about.
Geez man! Your dog gave me a shit salad!
Uh oh, this party has turned into a real shit salad.
Uh oh, this party has turned into a real shit salad.
salad shit
When the shit you took has little bits of salad and other veggies that you ate the previous day.
Person 1: I just took a shit before, and when I got up to admire it, saw the lettuce and veggies from Cobb Salad I had for lunch yesterday!
Persin 2: Oh nice, you took a salad shit!
Persin 2: Oh nice, you took a salad shit!
Shit in my salad
To ruin somebody's day, job, idea or creation. To ruin something.
Example #1 - Jerry just took a big shit in my salad when he told the boss that it was my idea to only hire undocumented laborers.
Example #2 - That waiter shit in my salad when he shit in my salad.
Example #2 - That waiter shit in my salad when he shit in my salad.
Shit Salad Sandwich
When someone is having anal sex and their penis gets covered with shit. Thus covering the anal recipient ass with shit.
Guy 1 : "Yo, did you hook up with that girl last night"?
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was doin' it in the ass and gave her a Shit Salad Sandwich".
Guy 1 : "Hey, that's fly, dog".
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was doin' it in the ass and gave her a Shit Salad Sandwich".
Guy 1 : "Hey, that's fly, dog".