Shit Shop
Any office, business or person that produces sub-standard output because of laziness, incompetence or apathy.
The B-School Dean fired Gail because she ran a real half-assed Marketing Shit Shop.
shit-shopped
the act of someone giving a terrible attempt to photoshop their photo. Commonly used for campaign ads for diet pills or for teen girls trying to make there stomach look thinner, boobs look bigger, or teeth look whiter.
Alex: did you see christy's new myspace picture she looks pretty weird
Patty: yeah she definetly shit-shopped that one
Patty: yeah she definetly shit-shopped that one
shit-shopping
Looking for something to be pissed about.
"He's not really mad about what you did, he's just shit-shopping".
Christ-more-shit Shop
Otherwise known as the Christmastree Shop, where people go to buy a bunch of cheap, useless crap to fill their pack-ratty homes. "Don't you just love a bargain?" No, if fact, I do not.
Wow, Sam! What are all these plastic flower arrangements and off-season holiday decorations?
Well, the wife went to the Christ-more-shit Shop again.
Well, the wife went to the Christ-more-shit Shop again.
Shopping Shits
A rush of adreneline causing the overwhelming and immediate urge to have a bowel movement upon entering a store where everything you see you think you MUST have.
Vicki: " Hey Valerie, wanna go to the mall? Nordie's is having their Half Yearly Sale AND I have a 20% off coupon!
Valerie: " Hell yeah, Im in! I saw the sale add today......Im soooo excited! Hope they have a clean bathroom 'cause I feel a case of the shopping shits coming on!"
Valerie: " Hell yeah, Im in! I saw the sale add today......Im soooo excited! Hope they have a clean bathroom 'cause I feel a case of the shopping shits coming on!"
shitting where you shop
When you stop talking, dating or fucking someone that works where you shop. This causes the store to be off limits because you were such a loveable asshole. Re-entering the shat in shopping atmosphere can be sexually or physically dangerous when risking stop and chats and so forth.
I Shawn Dolina have three stores left that are safe to use do to "shitting where you shop". Since I feel no guilt I won't learn my lesson till I starve to death.
Shopping-Shits
Patriots of any shopping facility, feeling a non-premeditated trifling need to shit themselves.
Joey - I went to target today with Steph, we where there for five minutes! When I immediately got the Shopping-Shits an had to run to the nearest bathroom.
Steph - where did joey go?
Steph - where did joey go?