shit-ski
Taking a stroll through any city in India in which the cows are allowed complete freedom of movement.
Shit-skiing at night can be considered an extreme sport, in particular when there aren't any street lights.
Shit-skiing at night can be considered an extreme sport, in particular when there aren't any street lights.
I'm off for a shit-ski to get some mineral water.
Dude, it's the middle of the night - you should wear protective gear!
Dude, it's the middle of the night - you should wear protective gear!
Shit Skiing
When you go for a shit in the toilet and there's no seat or you don't wont to sit on it, you pull your pants down and assume the position a down hill skier would use.
Bloke 1 "There's no seat in the toilet"
Bloke 2 "Best go shit skiing then!"
Bloke 2 "Best go shit skiing then!"
Oh shit-skis
Synonymous with saying "Oh well" as if to describe a feeling of defeat or rejection.
The airport withheld my luggage 3000 miles away and refuses to return it. Oh shit-skis.
Ski shit
Ski position as you quickly drop pants before shitting yourself
Was in the ski shit position while prairie dogging a big turd